Solipsist

You're only happy when you open your mouth
And so happy at what comes out
There's just so many things you can do
The only godlike person here is you.

Bark! Bark!
Give the seal a fish!
Oh wow! Oh yeah!
You're so good!
You're so good!

Bark! Bark!
Give the seal a fish!
He deserves it!
He's so so cute!
He's so so perfect!

Just yesterday you were upset
Again.
Why don't they understand your intellect?
The world's inside you
We're all fancy figments.
Here for orders
Lest we suffer your wrath.

Bark! Bark!
Give the seal a fish!
Oh wow! Oh wow!
He really earned it..

Bark! Bark!
Give the seal a fish!
Look how much he wants it!
I feel sorry for the little guy.
If only his parents had seen his eyes.

We're all so old
But we never grow up.
Grow up!
We've seen so much
But we never shut up!
Shut up!

No one is staring,

But they are all watching.

No one is listening,

But they can't help hearing.

Bark! Bark!

Give the seal a fish!

It'll keep his trap moving.

Oh wow! That works!

Why didn't we think of that before?

Bark! Bark!

Oh wow!

Pretty seal!

So clever!

Bark! Bark!