Blame Pessismism

The problem is you.
The problem is me.
The problem is there is a problem.
The problem is that life is so fucked up, money is evil, people are wicked.
The problem is we would rather hear the story of a nine-year-old boy with cancer than an 8-year-old boy who works his ass off to support his family.
The problem is the rags-to-riches story got old.
The problem is mass-media, video games, television.
The problem is tyranny overseas.
The problem is the degradation of family values.
The problem is you think you need something outside of yourself to make you happy.
The problem is you see reflections of your perceived inadequacies in the body language of others.
The problem is you seek to be an individual by being selective about which works of others you use.
The problem is you think others' happiness is the same as your own.
The problem is you.
The problem is me.
The problem is you think there's only one person to blame.
The problem is there's always a downside.
The problem is we think there's a problem.
There are problems we don't even know about yet.
We can't do anything about the problem now.
Let's drink until the problem goes away.