The Complaint Manifesto

The night is scary and work was long and I come home scared of the rooms we didn't see 'till now.
It's dark, but it's still home. You'll cook us dinner, and we can finally relax.
If I could just tell you about this one thing.
All the day it was in my mind.
It was nothing in the end, but I swore it was gonna blow up in all of our faces.
I had this day you wouldn't believe.
They won't even let me think about taking off work.
I mean I need some time to breathe.
I need some time to party and drink 'till we drop.
I was so hungover the next day.
I need time to meet my girls/dogs and get my groove on the dance floor.
Maybe spend some time with my folks or that new boy/girl I've been seeing lately.
Did I tell you about the last one?
I saw him/her again. Like a bad rerun.
Did you see that show last night? I missed it.
This one I watched was so good.
It's a really must see.
I know the one you're talking about.
It was so overrated. It sucked.
How did they think that would be realistic?
Seriously.
Who watches and likes this crap?
Not you and not me.
You did what? and what did he do?
How'd he take that?
If I could find the words to say to make it right.
If only you were there.
I had this dream. It was crazy.
It was out of this world.
I was at work and then...
Anyway,
He actually did that. My own family.
Can you believe it?
I can't even believe it.
I'm scared of what I'll think about.
If you only knew what happened this one time.
It was too real to be true.
It makes me scared to think about the future of...us, you know.
Where are we going to go?
What are we going to do next?
Everything's already been done anyway.
I want to do something really memorable.
Like something people will see and say, "Wow, she/he did that?"
We all feel like that sometimes.
People are shitty drivers in this town.
They don't even know how to use a turn signal.
This asshole plumber made me wait for six hours last time this happened.
There were cockroaches everywhere in the house.
I kept trying to hint that we should go, but she just wouldn't take the hint.
Alright, well I have to get up so early in the morning.
The neighbor's dog better stay quiet or I'll put the thing to sleep myself.