Saturday, July 9, 2016

Cheesy One-liners for My Wife

Hey, bae, I heard you were thinking of going for higher education
But you had already finished your cute PhD

Bae, I hear the Metro has special cute-a-gram buses for you
And no one else is cute enough to ride.

Bae, I heard you tried to release an anthology of all-time cute-outs,
But no one can keep up with your everyday hits.

Your latest clothing line for fairytale princesses just sold out,
So now you're flush with cute.

People say the macrame made in your cute image is the hottest item in stores,
But no one's evil enough to eat them.

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